Sunday, April 12, 2009

2nd Birthday Invitation Poem



And I Easter I expected a warm and relaxed. And I thought espanzurrarme in the garden of the house and give me fresh. No, winter has arrived and my heart has touched me.



I had nine days of vacation. I went to my house the Saturday before Easter. Everything started well, day soleadito, even in peak hours with some warmth. So much so that even the insects in my garden is encouraged, look, look who I caught doing Guarrera hidden behind the leaves of roses. Manda noses in my home has more sex in the garden in my own room. Finally, resignation.





Nothing, watching the weather was good, I worked on my to-doings countryside. Clean the yard, pruning the trees, remove dead leaves, plant a new seedling, look, and I are leaving the bulbs of gladiolus, which pretty isolated I put carnations in the planter. That pimp has been my little garden with onions, potatoes, garlic and spinach ... I think I will grow tomatoes, salads rich natural to take this summer I'm so happy that Heidi dancing down the slopes of the mountains!


"Heidi? Have I named Heidi? I shit in the fucking teeth Heidy, who named and brought bad weather to Spain. Could not have been in the Alps looking for Peter and the ibex, the name was Whitey and always lost, which he could have put a GPS. We


some spring sunshine to the cold, hard winter with 6 degrees below zero one of the nights. Ains, my poor acelguitas, ains, my poor potato ..... carnations seem to have survived, but I RosaAmarilla, almost withered at home. Luckily I had the heating on, which by the way ... Heidy, Joet, you you had to heat the charcoal brazier in your grandfather that well because the calves, but the kidneys were you HeLa.


From the window of my room I got this wonderful video, where as you will see the neighbor's pine, that even rhymes and all, will end up falling on my olive trees, and where, although I do not believe it, the background is the Sierra de Gredos, but course, with the blizzard you have to throw a lot of imagination.


I just had to wait for Father Christmas and see if I had something in the middle of April.



Sunday, March 29, 2009

Party Hotel Suites In Manila

And we complain now ....

few days ago my good friend from Mexico sent me this article by e-mail.




TRANSCRIPT

TE Castilla - La Mancha

Master Agreement - 1923

This is an agreement between Ms. ....... ............................................., teacher, and the Board of Education School ........................................ .... so remember Miss ............................. teach for a period of eight months from ....... September 1923. The Board of Education agrees to pay to Miss ..................................... the amount of (* 75) a month.

Miss ................................... agrees:

  1. not marry. This contract is automatically null and void if the teacher marries.
  2. not keep company with men.
  3. be home between 8:00 pm and 6:00 am, unless attending in school function.
  4. ice cream not walk through the city center.
  5. not leave the city under any circumstances without permission from the President of the Council of Delegates.
  6. not smoke cigarettes. This contract becomes null and void if the teacher is found smoking.
  7. not drink beer, wine or whiskey. This contract becomes null and void if the teacher is found drinking beer, wine or whiskey.
  8. not travel by car or automobile with any man except her brother or father.
  9. not wear brightly colored clothes.
  10. not dye her hair.
  11. Use at least two petticoats.
  12. not wear dresses to more than two inches above the ankles.
  13. kept clean the classroom.

a) sweep the floor once a day

b) scrub the floor classroom once a week with hot water.

c) wipe the slate clean once a day.

d) start the fire at 7:00 am, so that the room is warm to the

8:00, when the children arrive.

14. Do not use face powder, no makeup or lipstick.

Girls Public School Casasimarro (Cuenca)


After reading it I said, Mother, and now we complain about our conditions!. Gordotes kisses.